Saturday 30 December 2017

It's Showtime

The grave matters of the Miami Showband massacre and the plot to assassinate Charles Haughey need to be raised on the floor of the House of Commons as soon as that House reconvenes. If the MP whose constituency contains Consett, where her office is only yards from the mighty St Patrick's church, does not do this, then who will? If the MP whose constituency contains Consett, where her office is only yards from the mighty St Patrick's church, does not do this, then what is the point of her?

She has, however, been endorsed as a future Leader of the Labour Party by Little Owen Jones, who is in turn having some kind of contretemps with Sir Nick Clegg. I do not know whether or not Big Owen Temple intends to contest the suddenly three-way marginal of North West Durham at the next opportunity. But if he did not, then Sir Nick ought to do so, against Little Owen's preferred Prime Minister. If not, then of what might Sir Nick be afraid? Of whom might he be afraid? I have tried to retire from politics before, you know.

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